All thumbs

So I said I would start blogging more...well, I was gearing up to then the other night I sliced my thumb while trying to cut a lime. They really do not make band aids for thumbs. Which is odd because I would bet the type of cut I sustained is pretty common.

I am not sure which sucks more, the large flesh wound on my thumb or the MLB All Star Game Pre-Game show on FOX. I was looking forward to seeing this game, but I have been burned once more by FOX Sports. As I write this both teams are following Willie Mays around the field. It looks like something from Police Squad. I think I just saw Barry Bonds try to hold Willie's hand. "Say hey!!"

Now they have Willie in a pink convertible cruising around the infield. The car has tail fins! God help us all. All I have to say to SF Giants fans is get over yourselves:

"May 11, 1972: Willie Mays was traded by the San Francisco Giants to the New York Mets for Charlie Williams and $50,000."

How do you trade Willie Mays? I do not care if he was dead, you offer him a contract.

OK, it is now 8:51pm and not one pitch has been thrown. I may cut the rest of my thumb off and send it to Rupert Murdoch.